SPELL CORRECTLY FOR ZE FUHRER!!!

If you don't get the title it's a hint that I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi, that's right, an infamous grammar Nazi! I'm proud of it. Why should I hide away my pride for the English language? I am proud to be British and last I checked so was everyone else in Britain more or less, if this is so then why do people butcher English so much? People bitch and moan and write horrible things like 'get dem pakis owt our cuntree' and to this I issue a huge middle finger. 9 out of 10 times I see something like this, it's from some mindless, knuckle dragging idiot who's spent the best part of his school years hiding in a bush with a bunch of other guys 'bunking'. Sounds like fun guys, hope that get's you far in life, no seriously, all the best. Well I raise this point not because I wish to talk about immigration (that is a COMPLETELY different evening) but because I'm amazed that someone, who can't even spell the word literate, can have the audacity to think he's better than foreign people who come to our country and have the decency to learn the language (most of the time).

It's not like I think everyone should speak like a 50 year old like I do, I like the way I write/talk and I'd hate it if everyone did it. But speaking/writing correctly isn't difficult and should not be looked down upon. Let's break that concept down into some a nice little script to make it easier to comprehend :-

Now in this script there will be 2 characters having a conversation online.

One will be named TS meaning toothless simpleton,

The other will be me for 'teh lulz'.

Me : Hello there :D

TS : omg heyyyyyz howz u lol

Me : I'm fine thank you, and yourself?

TS : Im gud fankz lol

Me : Good stuff :)

TS : wuu2 atm btw m8 lol?

Me You're a fucking idiot. 

Just a small taste of internet conversations these days. I really do blame internet messenger services like MSN (pile of wank) and whatnot. They seem to almost encourage people to write as shitty as they possibly can. I can see the practical use of it in text messages but when you have a keyboard in front of you? Does it really take that long to write 'you' instead of 'u'? Or how about the really stupid ones like 'boi' or 'ov', use them and I'll be handing instant pain and despair out I swear it.

I guess I just want people to start being patriotic again, you can't be a patriot if you spell the word 'paytreeut', which wouldn't surprise me. Also don't put numbers in words either. Avril Lavigne was a bastard for it and so are you 'm8'! Why would you do that!?!? SERIOUSLY! 

Right well I'll bring this rant to a close now anyway, I could go on for hours but I don't want to deprive myself of food, water or Minecraft. Thank you for sparing 5 minutes to read this if you have and I guess I'll check you later *insert Fonz style motion*.

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Tatty bye...

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