Now I'm a self confessed Facebook addict. Facebook is always open somewhere on my browser and I regularly check it, I have no shame in that matter, why should I? That's not what this is about though, what this is about is the increasing number of pointless Facebook photos that crop up. When I talk about these I'm referring to the photos where it's people sat in front of their webcam making stupid ass faces for hours on end then posting them on Facebook. Seriously it's absolutely retarded. Why would you do that? Do you seriously have nothing better to do than spend an hour plastering make up all over your face so you can sit in your room on your own and make ridiculous 'rawr' faces. Oh and to people who do them, you do know people generally feel sorry for you when they see it. That's not even the worst part of it. It's the fact these people (90% of the time it is the girls who let the side down) take hundreds of pictures of themselves just to say, when complimented, 'oh this was a horrible photo I hate it' or 'EEeeEEeeww I look minging here'. DON'T FUCKING POST THEM UP THEN BECAUSE WE'LL JUST START AGREEING WITH YOU. It's frustrating, it really is.
That's not the only type of photo that pees me off though. There seems to be an obsession with flicking the V's at the camera while screwing your mouth up. Again why? Your face looks like a dog's arse now and you're just offending me. You're not being 1337 and you generally put across that you're a vain, egocentric, poorly educated delinquent with nothing better to do.
I, myself, am a fan of action shots. Most of my Facebook pictures are of me upside down or something. This is because a photo is supposed to be a captured memory. When I look at any of the pictures on my Facebook I generally get a feeling of nostalgia and a good memory will return to me. What good memory could you possibly have when you're looking at yourself making a 'rawr' face with 'I love Dave' (probably spelt in Lolcat grammar with one of those dumbass =3 smilies) written upside down on your hand? Your memory can be 'Man I was bored that day' why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE 50 PICTURES WITH THE EXACT SAME THING ON IT!
Well I guess that concludes my first actual angry rant. It felt nice shouting about something on my keyboard. Stay tuned if you enjoy lot's of capital letters and naughty words then.
P.S.
If you live in the Llandudno area I'd like to bring your attention to a new game shop which should be opening on the 30th of January. For details go to the Facebook page of Jason Howe which I'll link up below. Thanks for your time and I'll catch you next time.
Toodley pipski
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131321506925042 - Opening date
http://www.facebook.com/jason.j.howe - Jason's Facebook page.
Ah thanks sam, Yep thats right, anyone whos reading this and is interested, i have a Game Rental Shop opening in the area of Llandudno in the next couple of weeks.
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Oh i know how you feel about this, i also hate the stupid bloody useless photos. I mean when people go on a night out, the next morning facebook is literally plastered in their photos, and some of them are just so stupid. They take pictures literally everywhere, in school, at home, walking down the street. That's not even the worst part, they are bloody ugly aswell which makes the pictures doubly as bad. *Sigh* Youth today
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